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The Weekly: Intro-Spective Mewling at the Credit Union

The Weekly: Intro-Spective Mewling at the Credit Union
  1. John Knopf listed "Storybrook" for 20 ETH on SuperRare this week – the Emmy nominated Photographer apparently unwilling to accept that caktux (aka “Vince”) is never coming back.
  1. Andy shared the indictment of a man charged with wire fraud for profiting off botted AI music streams, calling it “interesting”— don’t get any ideas, Andy.
  1. Ana María Caballero was the victim of tez-tortion as an opportunistic degen demanded tezos NFTs in exchange for the return of her expired .tez domains — like robbing a bank and demanding all the nickels.
  1. Collector Austin Grier predicts that people will eventually realize that there are better things to buy for $50k than an XCOPY edition – you mean like, 10 water wells in West Africa?
  1. Web3 mewled over "private sales" after SuperRare announced its new white glove services — objections to the move largely dismissed as the most vocal opponents appeared to be those with no bags to sell and no money to buy — go figure.
  1. Photographer Jake Inez's "Something in the Orange" was collected by Blondie for 1.5 ETH – a timeless photograph with a title as original as its composition.
  1. Magic Eden announced a new .us domain for its US based customers and a “feature rich” .io domain for international users — a possible hint to Americans that $ME is not for YOU. 
  1. In other news, VPN subscriptions are reportedly on the rise — a reminder to all: VPNs are not “consumer crypto apps.” 
  1. Justin Aversano posted a video walkthrough of his Intro-Spective show at OÖ Kulture—not very demure, but definitely trying to give mindful.
  1. DEAFBEEF shared the tale of the miraculous return of collector Guy NorCal’s lost hashmark — and here we thought art on the blockchain was going to prevent this...
  1. Batsoupyum compares art stored on ETH L1 to a Swiss Bank, and art on L2s to a local mini storage — So where is art on KnownOrigin stored, the Allegheny Plumbers Credit Union?
  1. Chimpers honoraries took over the timeline as TimpersHD remixed your favorite influencers — up nearly 100% this month, we haven’t seen a honorary pump this effective since NodeMonkes.
  1. Lois was doing, well...Lois things — i.e. hissing and blocking on X – he's consistent, if nothing else.

This not-newsletter is for comedic purposes only—please don't mistake it for news, legal, tax, investment, or financial advice. Seriously, don’t make decisions based on this. Do your own research and consult people who actually know what they’re talking about before making any moves.

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