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The Weekly: Hawk Tuah Girl, KRO, and 15 Minions Walk Into a Castle...

  1. Trevor Jones' "Castle Party" tickets dropped this week – its like a Viking River Cruise for geriatric swingers, but on land.
  1. OSF sold over 222,000 cans of Rekt Drinks to apparently twenty people – ownership distribution almost as healthy as Terraforms.
  1. FLAMINGO DAO yapped about its bags (again) – we get it... 'Beef Fucking Brothko.'
  1. DCInvestor had one message for his followers this week – Buy ETH, or shut the fuck up.
  1. A lost wager forces Melted to sever his shlong after Trump won the popular vote – rough week, considering he'd already handed in his balls by voting Harris.
  1. Generational hater JayJay provided an update on Kevin Rose.
  1. Ryan Zurrer kicked off the thousandth iteration of the "chain superiority debate" – join us next week when we discuss "artist royalties!"
  1. Monty minted XCOPY's newest paid burn "REIGN," completing his set of "Damage Control" editions – the celebration was short lived, however, as he quickly tried to manifest a "Full Set Burn" – I guess he finally realized that they all look the same.
  1. Mario Klingemann predicted that "in the future, everyone will manage 15 minions" – Fantastic; I've always wondered what it would feel like to run Refik Anadol Studios.
  1. 7-figure bids rolled in as Sotheby's and Aidan Meller pushed a "first robot artist" narrative almost as farcical as Michael Bouhanna's explanation of $BAN.
  1. Hawk Tuah Girl "accidentally" doxxed her wallet in a new video – if you believe that was an accident, I've got a some retroactive mints to sell you.
  1. Tom Wilson admitted that he's lost this cycle, as he was the last – yeah Tom, thats what happens when you leave during most of the bear.
  1. Threadguy hosted a Poker Night sponsored by Polymarket –unsurprisingly, Bitboy is significantly better at bluffing on stream when he's not being interrogated by police.
  1. Cory Van Lew is planning a trip to Artblocks weekend in Marfa in hopes of selling "real art" to "douchebag collectors" – off to a great start.