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The Weekly: Shitstorms, Shade, and Self-Loathing.

Featured: Beeple, Avant Arte, Chuck Anderson, Mark Cuban, Rug Radio, Bjorn Staal, Shape L2, Connor Grasso, Oak, A-Mashiro, RDToTheMoon, SuperRareZack, Matt Kane, Zeneca, Squiggle DAO, Transient Labs.
The Weekly: Shitstorms, Shade, and Self-Loathing.
  1. Beeple announced limited edition "The Tree of Knowledge" prints priced at just $394 – because $400 for a poster would be ridiculous.
  1. Chuck Anderson shared a video of freshly signed "IMAGINED WRECKAGE" prints, showing off his... consistency?
  1. Mark Cuban appeared on Rug Radio to talk memecoins – comes in strong with the "how do you do fellow kids?" vibes.
  1. Bjorn Staal asked Americans why our election is "such a shitstorm" – I don't know, Bjorn, maybe because America isn't a cozy monocultural country of 5 million people tucked into the Scandes.
  1. Shape L2 launched and a frenzy of artists minted new work, eager to tap into fresh liquidity and 'shape culture' – because nothing helps shape culture like circle themed artwork.
  1. RDToTheMoon shades Shape L2's "gamification" in a series of subtweets – seems we've found the one company that Rob doesn't work with.
  1. SuperRareZack posted an illuminated "SuperRare" sign; teased 2025 moves – Sorry, Matt Kane, the lights aren't going off just yet.
  1. Zeneca calls out "KOLs" as "Key Opinion Losers" – exhibits a lack of self-awareness and subconscious self-loathing, hallmark signs of full-time crypto.
  1. Squiggle DAO donated Squiggle #3650 to ICA Miami; the first museum donation by a DAO – a write-off that also pumps your bags; now THAT is effective altruism.
  1. Transient Labs announced a $10,000 prize for best "dot fun app idea" – which sounds quite predatory until you realize that none of the submissions will actually be fun or novel.

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