The Weekly: Fully On-Chain, Feet, and Fauxdenzas

1. 0xdgb released “Courses" the fauxdenzas of golf; works he marketed as “designed to look like a generative collection, but are in-fact completely hand drawn” — grifting aesthetics while lacking technical know-how – not the flex you think it is.

2. Nate Alex relished “not being popular anymore;" contemplated maybe shilling 300k memecoins — your post got 100 likes in 10 minutes, so maybe not just yet.

3. Photographer and Guardians stan Nathan Bauman enjoyed post-season baseball this week — spent Thursday evening talking to himself in MLB replies.

4. Proving that he’s so much more than paid-partner promos, Funghibull shilled Birkenstocks — feet pics included!

5. Ekaitza listed their “Hyper Rainbow” Chromie Squiggle for 125 ETH because they need to buy a few items for personal art project — for $325,000… the hell you buying, a super computer?

6. The Jack Butcher bullposting threads have resumed which can only mean two thing — either Mooncat2878 has pivoted back to digital art, or retail is once again among us – in this case its the latter.  

7. Zora says “everyday can be payday with notifications on” — Zora: your Web3 source for minimum wage.

8. Rodeo Founder, Kayvon Tehranian, appeared to give Rodeo Dot Club admin privileges to its zoomer intern as socials marketing goes full tilt teenage TikTok. 

9. As AOTM Gallery approached its two year anniversary, it announced the offering of two new services, Artist Management and Private Sales & Art Advisory — so what ya'll been doing the last two years? 

10. Yatreda revealed its new 1/1 “My Land, 1896,” a 100 MB video stored fully on-chain via event transaction logs — is the dithered “compressionism” movement dead or….? 

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