The Weekly: Houston We Have a... HAWK TUAH
- Hailey “Hawk Tuah” Welch launched $HAWK this week — anyhoo, off to jail.
Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying.
— JIGGA.5mbK (@jiggadrin_) December 4, 2024
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as… pic.twitter.com/MRftQ2sT6g
- The NFT project CHONKS netted over 800 ETH via a 24-hour open edition — congrats to Backseats and Marka, and good luck to anyone hoping to flip a 1/1/83,300.
My goodness.
— Stats (@punk9059) December 6, 2024
$3.1mn earned on an NFT mint. https://t.co/O1YPhAYKkp
- Artblocks COO 0xHouston “accidentally” launched a Virtuals Agent token called $AIBLKS — intentional or not, safe to say that naming it AI Blacks was a mistake.
Sounds like some Crime just happened onchain
— Wazz (@WazzCrypto) December 6, 2024
So the President/COO of @artblocks_io launches a Virtuals Agent from his doxxed ENS wallet, clearly linking him to artblocks with the $AIBLKS ticker
And then they say it has nothing to do with them and this was just an test???? pic.twitter.com/wRIHo1Zaoa
- William Mapan shared new work — though untitled, the consensus guess is a new series titled: Sketchbook C-.
— William Mapan (@williamapan) December 5, 2024
- Ayla El Moussa is offering personalized holiday gift advice — fellas, slide into those DMs… for your wives, of course….
Can confirm https://t.co/mF2IZiFC0Z
— Klutch (@Klutch_NFT) December 1, 2024
- $ME airdrop checker went live this week — users wasted no time before whining on the timeline and planning “trips” to Cabo.
The Magic Eden airdrop checker just went live.
— wale.moca 🐳 (@waleswoosh) December 4, 2024
In this thread, I have all the info for you on how to check your allocation, how to claim, what value you can expect and everything else you need to know 🧵👇
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7. Photographer, The Soggy Blanket, went viral for a post captioned “Photos I Took in America’s Deep South” — and by photos, he means composites.
LMAO had a feeling this would get community noted smh https://t.co/XVfwa9zQkP
— jacob (@thesoggyblanket) November 29, 2024
- Matt Medved shared a new selfie in Mog Vipers — looking about as natural as Matt in Bills apparel.
GMOG 🫵😹 pic.twitter.com/A4Oioeb96b
— medved (@mattmedved) December 6, 2024
gm and happy Thanksgiving from Rochester 🦬
— medved (@mattmedved) November 28, 2024
feeling grateful for all of you today
never forget where you’re from pic.twitter.com/pbzAaBkLYI
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